Oct 24, 2017

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WASHINGTON—Determining conclusively that the liquid was absolutely goddamn disgusting, a new study released by the Environmental Protection Agency on Monday found that 98 percent of U.S. mop water was fucking nasty as hell. “With almost no exception, our results clearly show that the water used for mopping in this country is gross as fuck,” said administrator Scott Pruitt, adding that samples...

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