Apr 22, 2015
Manager Slits Own Throat After Realizing Some Members Of Company Not On Same Page | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
PROVO, UT—Sources at area media company T-Net Solutions reported Thursday that manager Phil Harden slit his own throat from ear-to-ear after discovering he had neglected to loop in all of his employees, resulting in some of them not being entirely o...
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